Thursday, May 24, 2007

technology

I don't no much about technology. I don't really care. I'm sure one day we will build some great machine that will take over mankind and destroy any non artificial life form. I know that i will be long gone before this happens so im not too concerned....

Thursday, May 3, 2007

Rap music

Curtis (50 cent) Jackson is a role model for the new generation of tweens. His bad ass rhymes and sick beats have made him an icon in today's sophisticated society. Its ironic how a 30 year old hardcore gangster sells most of his records to prepubescent children. The Innocent kids get the privilege of learning how to slap bitches and pimp hoes from an coke mule who has spent time in jail. They can learn first hand how to push crack, and when its appropriate, to shoot up a club with your 9mm. Not only is he a great role model, but he is also a very talented musician, even though he can not play any musical instruments. Instead, he speaks words that rhyme over a premade computer beat. Because of this talent, he will go down in history as one of the great artist of all time, beside the Beatles and Jimmy Hendrix. Some people are against 50 cent and say that he is a phony. They say that he just pretends to be a gangster so he can sell more records. This is a false accusation. 50 cent has been shot 9 times which proves that he is real. He has even been shot in the mouth which gives a wicked speech impediment when he raps. We are all very lcuky that he did not die in this attack. What would the world be like without 50 cent?

Thursday, April 12, 2007

Walt disney is an anti-semite

When Disney land was first born in 1955 Walt disney and his anti- semetic regime where at the peak of existance. California was in a state of panic as the donald duck military spread into the streets of Anehiem. The micky mouse military would gather black people on the street and hang them in public for all too see. The MMM were the most feared clan in the 1950's. They were and unstopable force due to their funding from the newly opened Disney land. Thousands of people would protest outside the barricades of Disney Land but nobody would listen. Who would belive that such a safe playground for children would me the multi national anti-semetic capital of the world.

Tragedy

my dog died
it was sad

Monday, April 2, 2007

SCARS

* warrning this post contains vulgar language and adult content*

She pressed herself against me and leeched onto my neck.
I tryed to push her away but her lips are suctioned tight.
I finnaly mannage to pry her off.
But only for a moment.
Only long enough so that she could reposition herself for the kill.
She turns her head and comes at me full force.
No matter how hard i try and resist, I know its inevitable.
Shes a force that cant be stopped.
She makes contact with her lips and sinks in her teeth.
She bites down hard and sucks the life out of me.
My blood vessels burst and stain my skin the colour of death.
My bruise is left for all too see.
The torment as i stand before the class looking like a burn victum.
Oh Noah whats that?
Whats on your neck?
Howed u get that hickey?
I wish they would all just fuck off and die a slow death.

Thursday, March 29, 2007

SOMETHING

STANDING ON THE EDGE OF SOME LOG REACHING ACROSS SOME LAKE
SOME LAKE THAT ISNT ON ANY MAPS
SOME PEOPLE I KNOW
SOMEWHERE NEAR HUNDRED MILE
SOMETIME IN THE AFTERNOON
STANDING ON A THE EDGE OF SOME LOG
REACHING ACROSS SOME LAKE

failures

i failed at making a list of failures

Wednesday, March 28, 2007

i heart blogging

I would write about it but the feeling is indescribable